Yay, toilet humor time!

All in all, it hadn’t been a good day.

NARUTO RuLZZZ!!!!!1111 (A follow up rant.)

I fit into the nicely coloured orange section of Dr Z’s rant on japan freaks. I do like manga and anime and i understand the art work and blah de blah blah blah. I indulge myself now and then and i enjoy it. However there is one thing i cannot abide and its this naruto Fandom.

Japan, how I loathe Thee.

Anime [Pronounced Car·toon] is one of those things which is either ignored or obsessed over by most of society. Although I, over a period of time, have begun to despise it. Not just the content of the actual shows, but more a hatred of the people who watch it and obsess over it.

FF7 Advent children review (Innuendo Edition)

FF7 fans were begging on their knees like panting dogs after the enjoyable assfuck they recieved with the gay they now stalk. Fans have rejected the cocks of ff8, ff9, ff1 and ff10 2 hoping for the two dice double penentration of another ff7.

Advent children then came. And it came right into the mouths of the thirsty whore fans. However, this salty taste was not taken by all as something delicious and easy to swallow. Others spat it, and stormed out like and angry hooker.

I however, ducked.

6/10

Reminder: Use rantingsofanenglishman.co.nr if you’re too lazy to type in the longer URL. 

Quizilla-an unessary evil.

I am sick of coming across this site over and over again. Every fucking social page you can imagine has some pillock who took the time to find out what flavour dick he was or what pokemon would they prefer to be raped by. There is nothign wrong with making quizs but when you thorw naruto into the mix like everythign else on the face of this earth it becomes shit crusted and sticks of horney ten years olds ranting on forums about how naruto is pronouced. i will tell you how its pronounced “CUNT” or “twatface” for short. This site use naruto as a fucking example when u got ot make a quiz thats how many of these shitty quizes they are.
Another problem with shitzilla is that once u get set up to write out  anice little quiz witch your convinced is going to be awesome you realise its a tedious and dull and you had no real ideas in the first place. Now am not sayin that we should blam this site or the people who made it because like the halo seris and the gamecube it was made twatish by its fan base bieng mindless cockjockeys. No, instead i suggest we collect all naruto fans together and enitiate a mass Battle Royale. If you unsure about what i mean when i say battle royale you deserve to be in it yourself…
wiki it if you must.

.akco.

Actually, I AM the centre of the universe.

                                   

Just a short one this time, as I’ve got a lot on at the moment.

Why is that people, or companies in particular always say things like “GMT (pst +8)” when referring to time. This could be for t.v shows being aired, release times etc. But I say they should stop doing this shit.

I say that everyone on the planet should have a clock in their houses or work place which is set to GMT. You know why? Because the greenwich meridian is the centre of time, space and the universe itself. In this case it should say “PST(gmt-8)” then GMT in its own right.

England is not ‘behind’ or ‘ahead’ of other parts of the world. Everyone else is behind or ahead of us. So stop being so fucking selfish.

Top Ten things ot hate on when your bored this week.

10: insurence/compesation adverts.
       My dear friends in the insurence/compensation companys you seem to have mistaken me for an absolute cunt. this isnt america  we arnt bothered on sueing unless we are actualy poor and dying and even then we feel bad. so we dont need to hear anythign about no win no fee or watch catchy jingles of cheaply animated soilders attempting to sell me shit i dont want or need

9: Bad directing
It really doesnt help when todays films seem to lack more and more imagination and some of the best films and tv seris go under the rader compleatly. For example in 2004 and show called Garth meranghi’s Dark Place was released on channel four. Alot of the cast form the popular show I.T crowd was featured in it. This she was a master piece of directing and inovation and absolute genius. now lets compare this to lets say the O.C? pffft its idiocy. LOST has good direction, Dexter has good direction but thats where the list ends which leads me nicely on to the next topic.

8: Hollyoaks
Who doesnt want to die a little inside after watching what could be loosely described as a tv show? i mean i personaly look forward ot finding out just how much more wooden can acting truely get or how much more ridiculas the storyline can warp but take itself seriously. But if that doesnt interest you blam this show, my god… why do people still watch this? skins is around now you can get your poxy teenage story fix there and at least skins had a fiarly compotent writer….well when it started anyway.

7: lion king 2
Along with shops stopping selling pokemon cereal (unargualbly the greatist in all cereal in all the land) and the lead singer of system of a down shaving off his beard this film was one of many things that should never have happend.

6: The ginger women from the apprentice.
some people you just want to hit, others you just want to smother. this women how ever would leave you unsatifyed with those two choices. Her face leaves you alone with the option to skin her alive roast her belonging and go rob your nearist WHSmiths out of rage.

5: Getting half way through a list of ten and realising you barely have five
its frustrating but i dont care and niether do you.

4: The number 3
I dont care what you see its not magic its not special its not anything except annoying and odd.

3: The holy trinity
Dont claim to be monolythic when your god has three personalitys.

2: Give us proper food back please.
Listern, if i am to pay £2 or more for something to eat I dont want you telling me it has 25% less anything. I payed good fucking money for that, I want all the fat, all the suger, and everything else.

1: Being bored and the ‘I before E rule’
Being bored leads to watching,writing and being generally stupid. The ‘i before e’ rule leads to eternal frustration and more than likley murder sometime in later life where you reach the point of “Oh bugger it” and burn down a chip shop and kill all your neighbours with a golf club.

 

Akco’s Religeon bashing of the week

LOLPWNEDNOOB
.akco.

How do PETA members survive?

I’l get this out of the way first, I couldn’t give two shits either way about animal rights and probably never will. So to any animal rights activists, you might want to read my opinion on your idiotic agenda.