The people I hate the most.

I’l let you take a guess to the one type of person I hate the most…

Hit the jump to find out.

Yeah, you guessed it, the type of person I hate the most are Furries, and I’m going to tell you why.

But firstly, for those who may not know, a furry is someone who may believe they have an ‘inner animal’ or some bullshit. Yes, you read that right, they ACTUALLY believe they are Part-animal part-human. Sometimes it might just be a sad lonely person who spanks the monkey over the (80% homosexual) furry porn.

Most of the time it’s people who dress up in disease-ridden, unwashed ’fur-suits’ and go to conventions were people walk around and have the odd gay orgy (because no sane woman would ever go NEAR a furry).

They always go on and on about what animal they think they are, but the thing I’ve noticed is that they are always mysterious animals, or animals high on the food chain. Like wolves or lions, I’ve yet to see someone who thinks they are a earth-worm or a shit-pushing dung beetle.

The way I see it, they’re pathetic shit heads that beat off to cartoons and animals as a terrible excuse to garner undeserving attention.

The fact that they all think you have some fucking right NOT to be made fun of. The fact that they can’t get over themselves enough to realize people won’t like them. The fact that their entire fandom is up it’s own ass.

The reasons I hate furries more than anyone else on the planet;

• I hate furries because they insist on making a fetish into a lifestyle.
• I hate furries because they are proud of something that should be kept behind closed doors.
• I hate furries because they can’t comprehend the idea that someone would consider their perversions disgusting.
• I hate furries because they attempt to defend the un-defendable with pseudo-intellectualism and arguments that a 13-year-old could see through.
• I hate furries because they are delusional idiots that believe they are channelling animal spirits by putting on fur-suits and then yiffing. (Also because they feel the need to share their disgusting porn with people that don’t want to see it.)
• I hate furries that get butthurt when somebody tells them that they are acting disgraceful, and fail to grasp the fact that furry is not equal to a sexual orientation like straight gay or bi and will “come out of the closet” at non-furries for no fucking goddamn reason.
• I hate furries because they have a victim complex and start bitching whenever someone points out how perverted they are.
• I hate furries because they do not understand the phrases “Get the fuck out!” or “Leave now.”
• I hate furries because of their sick delusions, some even believing that they are animals.
• I hate furries because they are the most filthy, perverted, sanity-shattering, brain-raping things I have ever seen.
• I hate them because of the gigantic shitstorms they seem intent to create every time someone disagrees with their point of view.

Suppose there was a coprophile. Great, fine, I don’t care as long as he doesn’t let me know about it.

Now suppose said coprophile walks around in a T-shirt that says “I LIKE TO EAT SHIT BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HORNY.”
The same goes for other furry fans. By telling me that you are a furry, you are instantly telling me far, far more than I ever deserved or even wanted to know about you.

I hate furries for the same reason I hate emo‘s, because I see them whining all the time about how they are persecuted, misunderstood, and have no reason why.

They seem to think that fucking animals is okay, and if you don’t agree with them – you are compared to Hitler.

Yeah, I once read a furry defending themselves by comparing their abuse to the holocaust (where millions of Jews and homosexuals were imprisoned and slaughtered), which in my opinion is one of the most insulting, insensitive, disrespecting things I have seen in my life.

Furries just embarrass every social group that have fought for the right to be accepted into society by thinking that everyone has to accept them.

In addition, most furries that I’ve seen are exceptionally socially inept outside of their own group, and a lot of them tend to diagnose themselves with Aspergers or mild autism even though chances are they are just losers.

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