How do PETA members survive?
I’l get this out of the way first, I couldn’t give two shits either way about animal rights and probably never will. So to any animal rights activists, you might want to read my opinion on your idiotic agenda.
But, before you apes start throwing your newly dumped shit at me, that means I don’t encourage the abuse of animals or care about their wellbeing. I do enjoy eating them however, but thats a different matter.
I was reading around on the interbutts a few days ago after I saw that video of a US soldier throwing a dog off a cliff. When I came accross one of those bullshit web-sites which BAWWWW about animals being tested/abused.
It mostly contained stuff about how its evil, they never could defend themselves etc, etc… Which is all well and good, I suppose.
The most interesting parts I found were the comments left on the page, the first of which I deemed worthy to distinguish was:
“i hope the muthafuckas who did that to those poor animals burn in hell i would cut their dicks off and give em a kick in that face honestly i have a dog and i love it i would never do that lets stop those bitches”
Firstly, note the terrible spelling and grammar which seems common on the intertubes now-a-days, which is basicly a warning sign which says ‘Stay clear, dick-hole in the vacinity.’
But, regarding to their actual comment. Am I the only one who notices how idiotic and foolish this statement makes them sound? You want to stop animal abuse by torturing and killing people?
I for one, usually value the life of a human over any animal, which is basic instinct, you know the whole ’species-not-dying-out’ idea.
I also love the part were they say ‘lets stop those bitches’. As if they are going to do something about it. Most animal rights activists never do fuck all for their cause, yet demand appreciation for their view on the subject.
I actually found someone who I might aggree with on the matter:
“I realy think we should address the human suffering in the world before we address the animal suffering.”
Which is, more or less my opinion (so that means it’s right). This comment caused a shit ton of idiots to spurt out their repeated arguments, and threaten to kill him etc, etc. But it doesn’t make this comment any less right, If 1 animal can stop the death of thousands of humans, then why the hell not test on it? Yeah, maybe the animal doesn’t have a say , but they aren’t intelligent creatures therefore they can’t ’suffer’ as such.
PETA can spend as long as they like praying to, or marrying their animals as they like. They can’t do shit to stop animal testing/general abuse.
Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 3:12 am
You obviously are a moron, and have some underlying insecurity issues of your own with all the use of profanity you feel the need to throw around, so therefore i will try to make this easy for you to read. I would recommend you actually become a doctor of research before you make such a bold comment as “If 1 animal can stop the death of thousands of humans, then why the hell not test on it?” First of all, most of these animal tests are ran completely unnecessarily. It has obviously not taken one animal. It takes millions of animals each year. 20% (thats 2-4 million a year smartie) are lost solely to product testing. Before you tell PETA that they are completely irrelevent maybe you should rethink your position on the topic and actually do some research because your computer seems to be ever so handy. I am in no way connected to PETA by the way. Good luck in this quest!!
Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Crikey ‘oh riley shirlock, it called satire, why don’t learn to read between the lines?
The main point of this post was to show how idiotic some animal rights activists can be.
Also, how does using profanity show im insecure?
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 1:05 am
Animals have the blessed right to be tasty.
If you were so secure how come your posting anonymously?
Sunday, June 28, 2009 at 6:42 pm
I would go so far as to add the name of every person who protests drug testing on animals to a list that would be at the pharmacy.
Can you imagine a conversation like this?
So you have a gallstone Ms. Hippie. Well it appears you’re on this list stating you don’t agree with the testing of drugs on animals. I’m sorry but I have no painkillers in store that weren’t tested on animals. Perhaps you could try the liquor store down the street. Next!
Cancer, eh? That must hurt like a bitch. Bottleshop’s two blocks down.
I don’t think it’s fair to animals to test make-up on them because rabbits with lipstick on just look so slutty.
Monday, December 14, 2009 at 3:05 am
I am a campaigner for the recognition of cetacea as a human-level-intelligence specie group and I wanna make a difference in that field. And because I want to make a difference I steer clear of PETA, Greenpeace, NSPCA and all those idiots.
Maybe just as well because at diner meetings I always order the STEAK
And if someone tells me that eating a cow is hypocritical of a cetacean rights activist I give them one hell of an essay about how stupid they are.