Top Ten things ot hate on when your bored this week.

10: insurence/compesation adverts.
       My dear friends in the insurence/compensation companys you seem to have mistaken me for an absolute cunt. this isnt america  we arnt bothered on sueing unless we are actualy poor and dying and even then we feel bad. so we dont need to hear anythign about no win no fee or watch catchy jingles of cheaply animated soilders attempting to sell me shit i dont want or need

9: Bad directing
It really doesnt help when todays films seem to lack more and more imagination and some of the best films and tv seris go under the rader compleatly. For example in 2004 and show called Garth meranghi’s Dark Place was released on channel four. Alot of the cast form the popular show I.T crowd was featured in it. This she was a master piece of directing and inovation and absolute genius. now lets compare this to lets say the O.C? pffft its idiocy. LOST has good direction, Dexter has good direction but thats where the list ends which leads me nicely on to the next topic.

8: Hollyoaks
Who doesnt want to die a little inside after watching what could be loosely described as a tv show? i mean i personaly look forward ot finding out just how much more wooden can acting truely get or how much more ridiculas the storyline can warp but take itself seriously. But if that doesnt interest you blam this show, my god… why do people still watch this? skins is around now you can get your poxy teenage story fix there and at least skins had a fiarly compotent writer….well when it started anyway.

7: lion king 2
Along with shops stopping selling pokemon cereal (unargualbly the greatist in all cereal in all the land) and the lead singer of system of a down shaving off his beard this film was one of many things that should never have happend.

6: The ginger women from the apprentice.
some people you just want to hit, others you just want to smother. this women how ever would leave you unsatifyed with those two choices. Her face leaves you alone with the option to skin her alive roast her belonging and go rob your nearist WHSmiths out of rage.

5: Getting half way through a list of ten and realising you barely have five
its frustrating but i dont care and niether do you.

4: The number 3
I dont care what you see its not magic its not special its not anything except annoying and odd.

3: The holy trinity
Dont claim to be monolythic when your god has three personalitys.

2: Give us proper food back please.
Listern, if i am to pay £2 or more for something to eat I dont want you telling me it has 25% less anything. I payed good fucking money for that, I want all the fat, all the suger, and everything else.

1: Being bored and the ‘I before E rule’
Being bored leads to watching,writing and being generally stupid. The ‘i before e’ rule leads to eternal frustration and more than likley murder sometime in later life where you reach the point of “Oh bugger it” and burn down a chip shop and kill all your neighbours with a golf club.