Japan, how I loathe Thee.

Anime [Pronounced Car·toon] is one of those things which is either ignored or obsessed over by most of society. Although I, over a period of time, have begun to despise it. Not just the content of the actual shows, but more a hatred of the people who watch it and obsess over it.

The art style of anime/manga in general (though there are some exceptions) is lazy and childish. I understand though, that they are basically cartoons so it is not meant to look 100% realistic. It is when the anime geeks rage when you say this, and continue to say that western comics are more childish and less realistic that pisses me off so much. How can anyone say that a 14 year girl with breasts bigger than her head and eyes the size of watermelons is more realistic than you average American/European illustrations? It makes my mind rot as it slowly prances down the road to insanity.

Now, onto the typical ‘Wapanese’ (or weeaboo as it some people use).

-First you must understand that there is a definite difference between normal anime fans and wapanese. Anime fans being people who watch/read anime every now and then, watch some Asian films or play Japanese games. These people don’t annoy me as they don’t fantasise about being Japanese or have marathon sessions of the shit fest that is ‘Naruto’.

Weeaboos, on the other hand make my heart stop, as my hatred for them has done nothing but risen over time.
Weeaboos are people who worship Japan and wish so hard that they were Japanese, so much that they may dedicate an entire thirty minutes to learning some simple Japanese words (before coming to the conclusion that they are retarded). Usually resulting in them perfecting the pronunciation of ‘Kawaii’. A word that makes me physically cringe it’s so embarrassing to be heard. It’s supposed to mean ‘cute’ in Japanese, but according to real Japanese people, no one would say it except for girls under the age of 10.

 

Weeaboos spend much of their time bitching and moaning about the country they live in, and constantly go on about how they “WANT TO GO TO JAPAN!!1! T_T”.
    Little do they know that a substantial amount of Japanese people cannot tolerate foreigners, especially Americans. I shouldn’t need to tell you why, but I’ll give you a hint; The Americans sent something their way about 60 years ago which pissed the Japanese off good. So as a result they may have an inherent hatred of most westerners.

Now, even though it is a small thing it irritates me to no end. The emoticons and symbols they use on the internet.

Some samples;

O_o

^.^

^_^

>.>

I can just picture the people sat behind their screens trying to pull faces like these in the hope of looking ‘Kawaii‘, but results in them look like a disfigured freak.

I Also feel the Show ‘Naruto’ deserves its own section of this moan, as it is a great example of everything I hate about the anime-fandom.

Naruto is an anime ‘show’ about a load of trans-gender Ninjas who also have animal spirits or some shit (who wear orange jump suits, which completely defeats the object of not-been-seen.).
    The basic plot of the show entails the main characters to engage in homosexual sex, spout out a load of shit and fiddle with their fingers like children. So of course, given this, it’s hard to imagine how the show has lasted 300 episodes.

Regardless of these facts, the show has somehow amassed a huge fan-base of balding middle aged Americans and sexually experimental 18 year olds. Of course, the instant you speak out about this shit, all of them go batshit crazy and attempt (but fail) to prove that Japan is superior in every way to any other country. They believe this, even though they have never been to Japan and are too stupid to read a book about it.

 

Your typical Naruto fan.

They also claim to eat tradition Japanese cuisine, which to their knowledge is sushi and Burger king.

Also note- Anyone over the age of 13 who willingly watches ‘Naruto’ on a regular basis should dig a hole and starve there.