Akco’s Religeon bashing of the week

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.akco.

Akco quote(s) of the week

“spys sappin ma sentry!”
-engineer form TF2

“i do believe i have burst into flames”
-spy from TF2

Happy new year.

Any holiday where i dont have to buy anyone anything and i can can get as pissed as fuck is aright with me.
It closely follows my b-day too. so from Akco at “ROAEM” have a happy new year.

.Akco.

Phrases/Sayings I hate.

I was supposed to post this ages ago but couldn’t be arsed, here it is a litte rough, I might re-write it sometime.

Art i love because you hate it.

Tracy emin’s ‘messy bed’ is brilliant art. you know why? Because it pissed people off and made the intellectuals actualy question what art is, and ask ’is there art in normal day life?’ And it made other artist turn green because they didn’t think of selling their messy bed for nearly 10k.

Nice one tracy.

.Akco.

Furries. Part 1

I know  Dr. Zzaius will want to comment on this topic so i am not gunna go into deatails.

Furries are freaks. nerd to the absolute extream. i have no clue as ot were this wierd obsession with part human part fox/wolf/dog/cat thing came from but please lock it in cerment and dump it in the sea for good along with its cult followers. baiscly a furrie is a nerd who draws, read about, masterbates over part animal part human anime charactors. Anime rules this suck ass. furry man ass.

I want to know what kinda person it takes to find a anime girl arousing. Ok i can see if you really get your nerd on it could seem good i guess but then graft a stupid fuckign set of ears and a tail mabey even fucking claws and you get “el retardo!” the nerd bandit furrie wanker. El retardo is my name for male furries who wank over this kinda shit.

Still dont hate furries? put it this way they wana fuck your sister then your dog. They are freaks. Sounds evil but does anyone feel like a bit of internet “gene” clensing? i dont mean Gene as in race and stuff just freaky cults like sonic fans and 12 year old naruto bummers.

but they are a different rant.

.Akco.

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Photography.

Let my start by saying i can understand the need for photographer in this world. For magazines newspaper and what not its a useful thing but is not a gift and its not a fucking art form. I mean so what if your picture is ultra clear and has a great angle and light? any fucker can do that. Photography isn’t hard it expensive. Buy yourself  a top of hte range camera and crouch in front of your favourite would be screamo band and click away. add a little gamma here and there and hey presto you are an photographer.

 True Photographers are master of photoshop. They don’t need a posh camera or perfect lighting. They can take a fucking disposable camera and make the photo from it look great. That is talent and that is art. Fuck your stupid Hug lenses and boring repetitive pictures of wanabe bands. Fuck stupid poses and shitty lighting. We want picture of deers fighting, pictures of mountainside with the sunshine just rightly edited on.

fuck you “photographers” you have no talent.

.Akco.

So COD4 is coming out soon…

And its looking ridiculously good.

Amazon, you’ve just lost yourself a customer.

So this game, ‘The Orange Box’ was released last week (in the UK), I had it pre-ordered 2 weeks prior to the release on Amazon.co.uk.

Admitedly Ive been treated like a shit from amazon a couple of times, but it was cheapest from them, so I thought its probably best to order from them.  Its been nearly a week since the game was released and it hadn’t been delivered, I assumed it was the Royal mail being a bunch of twats again. But tonight I check my emails to find that it ‘Isn’t in stock’.

I’m reading this and I’m thinking, “I dont care if it’s not in stock, I pre-ordered it you idiots, that means you reserve me a copy.” 

I decided to send them an email to ask them if I’l receive it any time this century. I got a reply pretty swiftly (which is good I suppose). Basically telling me that no, I’ve wasted my money and their a bunch of fuckers. So, un-suprisingly I’ve demanded a refund and decided to never consciously use their services for the rest of time.

Add another shitty company to my list of ‘Things to Annihilate before I die,’